50 Battle Crys I am not allowed to use before going into the Great Gate of Bruma

Name: Borris Garom
Age: 34
Height: Don't know, don't care
Weight: Don't know, don't care
Gender: Male
Race: Dunmer
Birthsign: The Lord
Class: Executioner (Speechcraft, Security, Sneak, Marksman, Light Armor, Blade, Block)
Health: 118
Magika: 80
(These stats are based on a level 5 as a good comparative level for most players who don't get too far over level 10 before they start a new game or …

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Name: Lord Sheogorath, Prince of Madness... if you didn't know that we'll have a problem!!!

Age: I have no fucking idea...................... so don't ask.... EVER or even try to GUESS!!!

Height: [Should be within age to height ratio.]

Weight: [Should be within age to weight ratio.]

Gender: Male... obviously.... if you didn't know that I will push you into a pit of hungry cannibalistic clowns!!

Race: Deadric Prince...

Birthsign: Whats a birthsign... and …

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Name:Fletch-Rope-Slower
Age:27
Height:1,80 (in meters Smile

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Weight:74 (in Kilogrammes)
Gender:Male
Race:Argonian
Birthsign:Shadow
Class:Retired Shadowscale
Specialisation:Stealth
Attributes:Agility,Speed
Skills:
Acrobatics
Athletics
Light Armor
Alteration
Blade
Sneak
Mercantile

Eye colour:Red
Hair:None since he´s Argonian
Figure:Normal Seized
Clothes:Shrouded Set
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Name: Xarhtna Black

Age: Uknown

Height: 5'4"

Weight: 115

Gender: Female.

Race: Dhampir (offsping of a human mother and vampire father).

Birthsign: The Shadow

Class: Assassin- Specialization: Stealth

Attributes: Intelligence, Speed

Skills: Acrobatics
Alchemy
Blade
Light Armor
Marksman
Security
Sneak
She also masters in destruction magic.

Physical …

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Name:
Age: [Reasonable, between 16-35. But don't need to say if you a Daedric Prince.]
Height: [Should be within age to height ratio.]
Weight: [Should be within age to weight ratio.]
Gender: [Male or female.]
Race: [What your characer was borne as; half breeds are acceptable.]
Birthsign:
Class: [Pick a custom class with 7 abilities from OB.]
Health: (please be realistic with these two)
Magika:
Physical Description:
Personality: [Your personality should be suggested 3 sentences long, telling about how your character will act in different situations and how he acts normally.]
Equipment: [Reasonable game weapons that fit your character and his skills. If adding custom weapons, please give your weapon a history.]
Magic/Abilities: [You may have 5 starting spells/abilities. I may accept more though.]

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I came up with this list a while ago, but no I carn't remember what I was thinking. So don't ask.

Here is the list..
1.Yeah, well…we’re all screwed anyway!
2.We shall be reuinted soon Lucien!!
3.For the greatness of Lord Dagon!!! *looks around and shrugs*…... what?
4.This is the day you'll always remember as the day.... *trips over a twig*.... ARRRRRRRRR I think I've broken my ankle!
5.For my drinking buddy..... Sanguine!
6.Mehrunes Dagon........ It's a small world after all!!!
7.Hey Martin.... got go... speak to the Night Mother be back in a few days, TRY NOT TO DIE!!
8.…..I NEED SOME SKOOMA!!!
9.For Jyggalag, the Daedric Prince of Order! Or biscuits... No. Order.
10.I HAVE NO BATTLE CRY!!
11.It's time to make the “Interchangeable cannon fodder” useful!
12.Oh my Gods! It’s an Oblivion Gate!”
13.MMMMAAAAAARRRRRRRRTTTTTIIIIIINNNNN SSSSEEEEPPPPPPTTTTIIIMM!!
14.DIE!!! UNBELIEVER, DIE!!!
15.I brought us all together.... WITHOUT THE HELP OF THE OFFICIAL SEATWARMER OF THE EMPIRE!!
16.It's time to kill everything that comes out that gate and ARRANGE THERE BODIES IN COMPROMISING POSITIONS!!
17.IT WAS ME WHO ATE ALL YOUR CHEESE SHEOGORATH!!!
18.WHY ME!!!!!
19.For our unholy matron the Night Mother!
20.*burp very loud*
21.I hate you....... Uriel Septim!!!
22.DAGON!!...This is a reenactment of the greymarch!!
23.Martin, when someone asks you if your a god, you say “yes”!
24.If I live through this I would like to try...... Necrophilia!!
25.You will DIE in seven days!
26.I have such sights to show you!
27.…... I NEED SOME GREENMOTE!!!
28.I'm sorry please come again later, Your disturbing nap time!
29.I hope the Mythic Dawn let me rejoin them after this!!
30.HASKILL.... *sommons Haskill* HOW THE HELL DO I CLOSE THAT GATE!! OR CAN YOU CLOSE IT FOR ME!!
31.We will be reunited soon Vicente!!
32.No one hides from SITHIS!!!
33.Time for a celebration... Cheese for everyone!!
34.WE WILL! WE WILL ROCK YOU!!
35.IT'S TIME TO........ er............... MAKE THE MADGOD LOOK SANE!!!
36.…..... I NEED SOME CYRODIILIC BRANDY!!!
37.Times likes these makes me........... regret killing the gatekeeper!
38.FOR THE GREATNESS OF LORD SITHI--........ er...…..just kidding.
39.SHHH.... The Nirnroot is talking to ME!!!
40.What have I ever done to you!! Dagon!!!!
41.*phone rings* …... Just a minute....... I NEED TO TAKE THIS CALL!!!
42.They're us. We're them and they're us!!!
43.I am going to make out with the first thing that comes out of that Gate!!
44.Oh...... SHIT!.... I FORGOT MY SWORD.
45.FOR THE GREATNESS OF............ CHEESE!!
46.This is your fault...... Mephala!!!!!
47.….... I NEED FELLDEW!!!!!!!
48.It's time to........... ooooooooh pretty gate! Can I keep it!
49.I got a jar of Dirt! *happy dance*
50.I'm too young to die!!

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